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The Horror Must Be Stopped!

By Linda | March 14, 2008

Fact: A junior high school student won a science fair by reporting on the dangers of “Dihydrogen Monoxide”.

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Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!

The Invisible Killer

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The Horror Must Be Stopped!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its “importance to the economic health of this nation.” In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

In case you haven’t caught on - dihydrogen monoxide is another way of describing a molecule that is made up of 2 atoms of hydrogen and one atom of oxygen.  Sound familar? H2O!  

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Killer Molecule 

In 2004 officials for the California municipality of Aliso Viejo (a suburb of Orange County) came within a hair’s breath of voting on an ordinance designed to protect its citizen’s from exposure to this insideous substance.  The proposed law would have banned the use of foam containers at city sponsored events because they were made with DHMO.

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