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I was an Inventor
By Linda | March 22, 2008
I Was an Inventor
A Poem by Science Junkies
I was an inventor - A genius by trade
Ten thousand amazing devices I’ve made
My Scrub-Vac-O-Mopper replaces the broom,
The mop and the bucket, the Hoover Vacuum
To finish your schoolwork at maximum speed,
The Homework-A-Nator’s the gadget you need!
Who’d offer to cook their own bowl of spaghetti,
When a Noodle-O-Matic stands poised at the ready?
I’ve invented inventions to do all my chores,
Be they upstairs or downstairs or even outdoors!
Now my reason for making new gizmos is gone.
Since I went and created the Invent-O-Tron!
When a cat eats tinsel it’s a bad thing - when a cat eats a science toy it’s even worse! To see how much worse
Topics: Jokes, Humor & Poetry |
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