If I were an Evil Overlord…

By Linda | March 27, 2008

I would start by following these five simple rules:

My Legions of Terror would have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face-concealing ones that can hide the enemy.
My ventilation ducts would be too small to crawl through.
My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped would be killed, not kept imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
Shooting is not “too good” for my enemies and should be done ASAP.
The artifact which is the source of my power would not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It would be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

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