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Sci-Fi Movie Survival Tips

Monday, March 17th, 2008

My 10-year-old and I love to watch science fiction movies together. Sunday is Sci-Fi Channel day at our house. Just lately we’ve been playing a game where within the first 5 minutes he guesses which characters are going to survive until the end of the movie. I would guess his predictions are […]

The Horror Must Be Stopped!

Friday, March 14th, 2008

Fact: A junior high school student won a science fair by reporting on the dangers of “Dihydrogen Monoxide”.

Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!
The Invisible Killer

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. […]

Fashions in Foil

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

I am endlessly amused by what yesteryear imagined that the world of tomorrow would look like. Why do you suppose they thought we’d be wearing so much aluminum foil in the future - especially in the form of jumpsuits? Elevated radiation levels perhaps?

With that I give you an assortment of funky and fabulous futuristic fashions […]

An indispensable bathroom accessory

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

For otherwise wasted time…

Find out just how entertaining the universe we live in can be! “Uncle John Plunges Into The Universe“>Uncle John Plunges Into the Universe” is an antidote to every textbook that has ever made science seem boring. In Life Sciences he explores the weird solutions that different organisms have devised for their […]

Lessons in Leverage

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

A “simple machine” is a device for overcoming resistance at one point by applying force at some other point.  Simple machines are generally classified into six basic categories:
Levers
Wheel and Axle
Pulleys (Block and Tackle)
Inclined Planes
Wedges
Screws 
One or more simple machines are usually found at the heart of all modern machinery.
The following illustration demonstrates one of several ways that a lever can be used to effectively reduce […]

Apocalyptic Fun for Everyone!

Saturday, March 8th, 2008

What’s 7 feet long, seats 2 children and has enough nuclear payload to to take out most of the Eastern Seaboard?
A.  It’s the Polaris Nuclear Sub!  Get yours today!

This reminds me of an earlier post I made about another great vintage doomsday toy; The Atomic Enery Lab.

My Kitty ate my Gyroscope

Friday, March 7th, 2008

My Kitty ate my Gyroscope
A Poem by Science Junkies
 
I’m just about to give up hope
My kitty ate my gyroscope!
Like a dervish he does spin
across the room and back again
 
Whirling, twirling like a top
I don’t think he will ever stop!
Gimbal, axis, rotor, string
Not a very tasty thing
 

Just what possessed my crazy cat
to swallow such a thing […]

Celebrating Silly Science Since 1991

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

 
The whole world is already familiar with the Nobel Prize.  This post highlights a lesser known, but in my view much more entertaining accolade; the Ig Nobel Prize. The Igs are awarded based on the silliness of their recipient’s scientific achievements more than anything else.  The real aim being to first make people laugh, and then make them think.
Reminescent of the […]

Does Creativity Count for Nothing?

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

If I were the instructor grading these exams, I certainly would have awarded points for sheer originality! 

Rhyme and Reason

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

Ever since reading “I Cloned Myself on Friday Night“, I haven’t been able to stop rhyming words (especially in the shower).  I think I’m on a poetry binge, heaven help us all!  I’ve always loved limericks so here you go…..
 
 
 
A Limerick by Science Junkies
 
Albert Einstein had quite a proclivity
towards pondering on relativity
his theorems they say
still hold water today
proving his was […]

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